“Bunny” wrote an interesting tweet asking the guys if they could predict if a woman would be good in bed, and what the “Tells” are, if any.

Of course, guys had to jump in as the “armchair experts” that they are, and tell “Bunny” that yes, they knew what a good predictor of a woman being good in bed was.

“Your Honor, I would like to present Exhibit A:”

Don’t worry if you can’t read this hot mess without zooming in, I’ll save you the suspense:

Now I’m not the “World’s Greatest Lover,” not even close. But I have learned from my own experience though, and it’s what I said above: “The truth is, you’ll never know how good she is in bed, until you have slept with her. Even then, it changes from the first time to the last time. There are no ‘slut tells.'”

You’ll never know how “good” she is until you fuck her.

I’ve met women with tattoos and piercing galore, they were average. At best. I’ve met women who had no tattoos or piercings, they were average at best. I’ve met women who dress provocatively, they were average. I’ve also met women who dressed conservatively, and they too, were average. I’ve also met some women who had tats or didn’t and they were steller in bed. Same with piercings, and same with provocative or conservative dress.

I’ve met women who could dance, but could barely fuck. I’ve met women who had “two left feet,” and were “fuck machines.” I have also met the opposite. Some could dance and fuck, while the clumsy one’s were mediocre in bed.

I have met women who were great kissers, which matters a lot to me. They were average in bed. I have also met women who literally licked me, they were so all over the place when it came to kissing, and they were average in bed. I have also met some great kissers who were amazing in bed, and I have met some women who slobbered all over my face, and they too, were great in bed.

I have met women who were “exuberant and enthusiastic,” but they didn’t quite have the motions down. I have also met some who were more “low key” and man, they could fuck.

I have had women talk all sorts of nasty shit in my ear and they turned out to be mediocre. I’ve also had women say the same shit and deliver. I have had women blush at the thought of dirty talk, but they knew how to fuck. (My ex-gf) I have also had women who also blushed at dirty talk and they ended up being mediocre to average in bed.

“Kitten”, who I have written about in the past, is tattooed galore, was an excellent kisser, and was great in bed. She was exuberant and enthusiastic, but she was all over the place as well. I still enjoyed fucking her though, even if she was a big spazz. That’s part of what I liked about her. She tended to dress provocatively no matter where she was, or who she was around.

The belly dancer is more reserved, more demure. She tends to dress conservatively, unless she is around me. Then she tends to show more skin. That’s because she knows what I like. She’s also a great kisser and is great in bed.

“Teriyaki” was a decent kisser, had only one tattoo, and she was decent in bed. I have had better, I have had worse. Still a fun woman to be around though.

One of the things that I have come to consider is this:

Does everything “line up?” Every guy has a different dick. Different length, girth, and the way that it bends or slopes.

Women are no different. Some pussies are tighter than others, some aren’t. And no, it has nothing to do with how many guys she has been with or how many kids she has had or not. I have been with some women who had given birth to multiple children and that pussy was tight. I have also been with women who had no kids and the pussy wasn’t as tight.

I have put women into certain sexual positions where I was able to tap their cervix. I have also put other women into that same position and came nowhere near their cervix.

Sometimes everything “lines up” and is a great “fit.” That to me, makes for the greatest sex, whether she knows what she is doing or not. Sometimes shit just doesn’t “line up” and no matter how much you “put your back into it,” and she puts her “ass into it,” it ends up being mediocre. That’s been my experience at least.

Which goes back to what I said earlier:

There’s no way to know if she is good in bed or not, until you have slept with her. And even then, it changes with time. The first time can be exciting and awkward. She holds back, she’s “in her head.” She’s worried about what you think about her body. But after a couple of times, she realizes that you aren’t judging her, and she opens up.

There are no “tells.”