The man is clearly giving way too many fucks.

Sorry man, but you broke Rule #2: Don’t Be Unattractive.

The girl in this particular conversation seemed willing to meet, she just had shit come up and it was delaying her. Guy gets salty because she hasn’t showed up on his time schedule and then projects his saltiness on her. “I knew she was salty.” Nice “mind-reading” fantasy, my friend. But nah. That’s not it.

For a supposed “pickup artist,” he still has a ways to go.

Being butthurt because things don’t work out isn’t an attractive posture. Going and posting it on the internet for “likes” is a worse look in my opinion. Women will never get their comeuppance. The author of the tweets thinks the chick is going to be seething and hurt when in actuality, she’ll simply go out and meet another dude. The only one seething here is the author of the tweets. It’s not an attractive look. It’s unfortunate that there were so many “likes” on this particular thread of tweets. More dipshits being led astray. Oh well, what can you do?

“Or maybe this is just a sign.”

There’s the kiss of death, the “be gone, loser.” The “oh well, your loss.” From my experience, that’s her saying, “NEXT.” I highly doubt she will be in contact again, but I don’t know her and I don’t know him or any of the context here, so anything is possible. But honestly, I highly doubt it.

“I was being a dick by not giving a fuck.” Sorry dude, but no. You were giving way too many fucks. Why else did you write those tweets? Internet clout? “Putting these bitches in their place?” If you hadn’t really cared, you would have went home and went to bed, fuck the internet. Or you would have waited around and let her show up.

Guys, they always “out” themselves.

Looks like he wrote a book. “Crash & Burn: A Manifesto.” Yikes.

Does the title sound Attractive? Or Unattractive?

I’m not sure if I would be one to buy it. Based on this last series of tweets, I’m thinking I will have to pass. Seething anger, whether “real” or “imagined” is something. Perception is everything, my friend. If you can’t see your own delusion in front of you when you look into the mirror, I don’t have much to say other than “denial ain’t just a river in Egypt.”

What’s the lesson here? Why did I write this post?

Because there are only two “rules” in the world of women. Rule #1: Be Attractive. Rule #2: Don’t Be Unattractive. That’s it, and that’s that. They are simple rules, but they aren’t always easy. When your ego gets in the way, when you step on your own dick like the author of the tweets above, that’s a violation of Rule #2: Don’t Be Unattractive.

Give less fucks. The woman is running late? Shit happens. Let her show up, don’t be pissed about it. Water off of a duck’s back. I’ve had several meetups in the past where the woman was running late. I didn’t let it bother me. I had to be to work early in the morning too, but I also believe that I’ll get plenty of sleep when I’m dead, so I roll with it. She shows up. Of course her life is a chaotic mess. Of course she is running late. Of course there was traffic. Of course she couldn’t find a place to park. Of course, of course, of course. But…

She looked amazing. And she did it for me. That’s a big part of why she was running late. How do I know? Because she told me. And yes, she looked amazing. After a couple of apologies and a drink or two later, guess where we ended up? My house. Her house. Pick one. And I got to find out that either her panties matched her bra, or that she wasn’t wearing any panties. And that she had shaved… Everything.

Which way internet man?

Do you want to seethe and crow on the internet and be unattractive? Or do you want to get laid?

Would you rather miss out on an opportunity for sex because of a time delay? Or do you want to fuck?

What do you want?

Do you want to sleep? Better to not go out if you have a big day ahead of you as far as I’m concerned. Otherwise, you’ll get plenty of sleep when you’re dead.

Let this be a lesson for you, Gentle Reader. Be Attractive, Don’t Be Unattractive.