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It’s All Cyclical

Rob Says1 Comment
Going up? Or down? Your choice.

It’s just after Thanksgiving 2020 and I want to start off by saying that I hope you all had a great Thanksgiving and a great weekend that followed it. I know I did.

That being said, let’s move on, shall we?

I’ve been intentionally absent from the internet for the most part this past “long weekend” and that mostly because I’m seeing the same things I have seen for the past couple of years.

What do I mean? “Semen retention,” which is just another way of saying “No Fap,” which is just another way of saying, “I’m not getting laid,” is going around. I guess it is November.

Guys arguing about what is or isn’t “alpha” is picking up steam again. Right before I sat down to write this post, I saw a bunch of photos that guys are calling “alpha tells” on the internet. A woman in a photo is looking up adoringly at her man? That’s alpha. The guy is leaning in and she is staring at the photographer? That’s beta.

I remember seeing this exact same shit over two years ago. The only difference today is the packaging. Not jacking off and not having sex is “semen retention” today, and green lines are being added to pictures in order to plainly show that some “chump” is clearly leaning in, which makes him a complete loser beta.

Never mind that the guys posting the pictures haven’t talked to a live woman, other than their mother’s, in years. Guess what guys? It shows. You’re only fooling yourselves with your bullshit.

I understand that new guys show up daily. There’s always some poor schmuck who just got his ass handed to him in a divorce proceeding, or he just found out his girl was banging some dude, or more than one dude, on the side. Guys getting “zeroed out” and finding their way to our corner of the internet is better than the alternative where they either do it all over again, getting the same results that they got the last time they dealt with women and relationships, or they end up putting the barrel of a gun in their mouths or hang from a noose. I’m glad that “our space” is here for those guys.

But that’s not the majority of guys in “our space.” Some of these guys have been here for years. The Red Pill isn’t supposed to be a final destination, it’s a way point in your life. It’s where you go to learn the things that your father should have told you when you were a little boy, but he either wasn’t there, or he didn’t know any better.

Thank God that Twitter has the ability to mute accounts and to mute words. I think I would have gone crazy by now if it didn’t. It gets tiring seeing the idiots post idiotic shit and then see other idiots give the original idiot a pat on the back and a digital high-five for the idiotic drivel.

Just another day in the cycle of “our space.” What was old is new again, just renamed and repackaged with a shinier veneer.

Now that I’m seeing the “alpha tells” photos coming back into circulation, I wonder what is next? I hope to God it’s guys wanting to actually learn Game and get laid. I hope it’s guys actually giving “actionable advice” instead of the LARPing that is the current fare right now.

I’m hoping for something that is old, but will be repackaged as new, but is also something of worth, instead of the usual crap of “wahmen bad!” And “Jesus is going to Save the West.”

I’m hoping for guys to genuinely help each other out instead of shaming each other because their way is “right,” and if you aren’t doing it their way, you are a fucking loser.

I have hope, but I don’t have a lot of faith. What comes around, goes around, and all of that blather. I have a feeling that what we are going to be seeing is more of the same shit that we have already been seeing, only guys will double down on it and just put a shinier bow on it.

I’m sure I’m going to be muting new accounts as they come online and I’m sure that there will be new words and phrases that I’ll be adding to my mute list as well. Idiots are gonna idiot.

In the meantime I’ll keep doing my thing. I’ll keep doing the “Rob Report” as Chest Rockwell has lovingly called it, and I’ll keep making my “rant” videos. One thing about it, I’ve definitely had some content to create because of the idiocy that I’ve seen over the last few years and I have a feeling that isn’t going to go away any time soon.

While “our space” is a circular one, at least my video editing skills and quality of videos has improved over time. There’s that at least, and I’m good with that.

Now you’ll have to excuse me, there’s a woman that I need to go see and bang.

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Groundhog Day: 2020 v2.0 Edition: The Year of LARP HARDER.

Rob Says3 Comments

fluffy wild woodchuck gnawing nuts sitting on grass

It’s still a little early to be making predictions of any kind really, but I’m deciding to go ahead and do it anyway.

I’m not making predictions about our election, there’s plenty of assholes across the spectrum that are more than happy to do that for you. Opinions, and that’s all they are at this point, are like assholes, everyone has one. And boy, do they.

I’m making predictions for 2021.

2021 will be 2020 all over again. So let’s just call 2021, 2020 version 2.0

There will be:

More of the same.

More division.

More politics whether we like it or not.

Christ, people haven’t been able to shut up about politics since the last election, I don’t see them stopping now or any time soon for that matter. Guys, seriously. Get a fucking life. If politics is all you got, and for some of you, that is all I see from you, you really need to get a life. You need to get outside, whether you wear a face diaper or not. Get the fuck outside. Go and get laid. Even if you have to pay for it. Go and have an orgasm. Hell, have a bunch. Maybe it will help and make you more tolerable and less insufferable. I highly doubt it, but at least it’s something.

Lockdowns. I’m hoping they don’t happen again, but in all honesty, I wouldn’t be surprised if they do. We have become a people who are scared of our own shadows. We are jumping out of our skins over sounds and things that go bump in the night. We have become a nation of pussies. It didn’t happen overnight and it’s not going to go away overnight either, no matter what the “patriots” tell you.

Which brings me to my next prediction, which is the one that I hate the absolute most:

More LARPing.

2021, or 2020 version 2.0 will be the year of LARP HARDER.

More virtue signaling. More grandstanding. More white knighting. More Karen’s Karening. More outrage. More ridiculous theories about satanic cults, the illuminati, and let’s not forget the lizard people, who are secretly controlling everything. More shaming and guilt tactics. More calls from women and men telling the men to “man up” and save the West from itself. More, more, MOAR.

In the past when I saw some guy virtue signaling on the internet I would respond in kind with something like, “I hope she sees this, bro.” Or, “she still won’t fuck you.” 2020 version 2.0, I’m just going to respond with LARP HARDER.

Something tells me I’m going to be saying that a lot. It’s a dirty job, but somebody has to do it, might as well be me.

On a more positive note, I see more of the “pick up” guys getting better with their game and getting laid more often. I look forward to hearing and reading those stories. I don’t necessarily see new faces and names joining that circle though. No, no new faces. Those guys will be too busy bitching and LARPing instead of actually doing something different. Why do something else? Doing the work is actually hard and scary sometimes. Better to LARP and feel important than actually do something tangible and worthwhile. It’s easier to bitch about women than it is to actually go out and talk to one, so might as well do that instead.

Spoiler alert: You come to me bitching about the “wahmen?” My response is going to be: LARP HARDER. Yeah, I’m definitely going to be using that phrase a lot this upcoming year.

I’ve done a fairly decent job in muting accounts and words and phrases on Twatter. I know there is going to be a bunch of new words and phrases that I’m going to be permanently muting there in the near future. The world may indeed be going to hell, and not because of politics, but because of the LARPing, but at least I can have some peace and quiet and some peace of mind when I get on to social media.

So guys, go put on your face diapers, continue to talk about your favorite presidential candidate as if they are somebody who is actually going to save your ass, continue blaming and shaming men and women for everything that isn’t how you like it, continue to sit on your ass expecting someone, anyone else, to do the work, and continue to LARP HARDER.

I’ll be doing what I’ve always done. I’ll continue making friends where I can find them, I’ll continue chasing skirt, and I’ll continue with all of my different shows and projects.

And that’s because life goes on.

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“No True…”

Rob Says2 Comments

a man in red shirt covering his face

Guys, I’m tired. I’m tired of hearing guys banging on about “As a man..,” “As a patriot..,” “It’s your job..,” “Life is a struggle…”

Stop it. Just. Stop.

You live in a time and place where you have the luxury to bemoan the fact that you can’t get laid. You live in a world where all, and I mean all of your comforts are taken care of for you. Stop bitching about it and fucking enjoy it.

I’m tired of hearing about guys banging on about their ancestors. You know what? Your ancestors didn’t know you, they don’t know you now, because they are dead, and they had their own problems to deal with back in the day and so they probably didn’t give a shit about you or your problems.

Instead of Live Action Role Playing your life, why don’t you just shut the fuck up and live your fucking life? I don’t know what your ancestors would think about you LARPing on the internet, but I know what your peers think.

They think you are an idiot and a goddamn pussy. They probably think you are pathetic too. Here you are, sitting around on social media with your avatar of Julius Caesar, acting like you know anything. You are a joke. You are an imbecile. And that’s how you are viewed. Nobody takes you seriously. I know I sure don’t.

You haven’t lived long enough to talk about the shit you are talking about and it shows. Get some more life experience by actually going out and living life instead of sitting around on the internet talking about things that you know absolutely nothing about. Go out and live for several years and then come back and talk to me about your fucking ancestors, society, honor, virtue, and all that bullshit that you are currently flapping your gums about.

Stop using shame language to get people to see your point of view. “A real man..” Would shut the fuck up and let other men decide how they are going to live their lives. “A masculine man..” wouldn’t care what other men think or do. He’s doing his own thing, whatever that is. “As a man…” doesn’t mean shit, bud. Just because you are a man, and I’m using that term loosely, doesn’t give you any street cred or clout. Who gives a shit.

Reading a couple of quotes on stoicism off of the internet or reading a book on stoicism doesn’t make you a stoic. Acting like it does make you an idiot though.

Reading a couple of books on “pick up” doesn’t make you a pick up artist. Going out, approaching women, getting rejected, doing it over and over again, and eventually having success, does.

Instead of sitting on social media talking about shit that you know little to nothing about, how about actually getting off social media and actually learning about those things you want to talk about? Then come back and see what happens.

How about doing something that is actually useful instead of just contributing to the noise ratio?

Nah, that takes time, work, and effort. Far easier to sit on social media and pull shit out of your ass and act like you know that 1+1=2.

Come back and talk to me when you are 35 years old or older. Hopefully you’ve had some life experience by that time and you’ll sort of have a clue what you are talking about.

Stop worrying about your “personal brand,” it doesn’t matter anyway, not in the long run. Start figuring out how to be genuinely authentic. Nobody likes a LARPER except another LARPER, and if that’s what you want, that’s fine, just realize that all you and your LARPing buddies are doing is jacking each other off.

Let me paint that picture for you since you miserable fucks irritate me so much:

There you are, sitting next to your LARPing buddy, he’s got his big, hard, throbbing cock out. It’s veinous and pulsating. You lick your hand and fingers in order to give him some lube..And then you gingerly grip his throbbing cock and begin to stroke. You start slow at first, feeling how hard he is. You pick up speed as you listen to him moan and writhe in pleasure. Faster and faster you go. Your buddy is gasping and telling you not to stop. He’s so close to coming. You beat him off furiously until he bucks his hips and comes all over your hand. You can feel the hot, wet, sticky come run down your fingers.

As an added bonus, you pull your fingers to your mouth and you lick your buddies come off of your fingers.

There you go. That’s what it’s like when you are talking your shit on the internet. You’re jacking your buddy off and licking up his come.

Are you thoroughly disgusted and reviled? Good.

Now, stop acting like an idiot, get off the internet, and go start living your life.

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