It’s still a little early to be making predictions of any kind really, but I’m deciding to go ahead and do it anyway.
I’m not making predictions about our election, there’s plenty of assholes across the spectrum that are more than happy to do that for you. Opinions, and that’s all they are at this point, are like assholes, everyone has one. And boy, do they.
I’m making predictions for 2021.
2021 will be 2020 all over again. So let’s just call 2021, 2020 version 2.0
There will be:
More of the same.
More politics whether we like it or not.
Christ, people haven’t been able to shut up about politics since the last election, I don’t see them stopping now or any time soon for that matter. Guys, seriously. Get a fucking life. If politics is all you got, and for some of you, that is all I see from you, you really need to get a life. You need to get outside, whether you wear a face diaper or not. Get the fuck outside. Go and get laid. Even if you have to pay for it. Go and have an orgasm. Hell, have a bunch. Maybe it will help and make you more tolerable and less insufferable. I highly doubt it, but at least it’s something.
Lockdowns. I’m hoping they don’t happen again, but in all honesty, I wouldn’t be surprised if they do. We have become a people who are scared of our own shadows. We are jumping out of our skins over sounds and things that go bump in the night. We have become a nation of pussies. It didn’t happen overnight and it’s not going to go away overnight either, no matter what the “patriots” tell you.
Which brings me to my next prediction, which is the one that I hate the absolute most:
2021, or 2020 version 2.0 will be the year of LARP HARDER.
More virtue signaling. More grandstanding. More white knighting. More Karen’s Karening. More outrage. More ridiculous theories about satanic cults, the illuminati, and let’s not forget the lizard people, who are secretly controlling everything. More shaming and guilt tactics. More calls from women and men telling the men to “man up” and save the West from itself. More, more, MOAR.
In the past when I saw some guy virtue signaling on the internet I would respond in kind with something like, “I hope she sees this, bro.” Or, “she still won’t fuck you.” 2020 version 2.0, I’m just going to respond with LARP HARDER.
Something tells me I’m going to be saying that a lot. It’s a dirty job, but somebody has to do it, might as well be me.
On a more positive note, I see more of the “pick up” guys getting better with their game and getting laid more often. I look forward to hearing and reading those stories. I don’t necessarily see new faces and names joining that circle though. No, no new faces. Those guys will be too busy bitching and LARPing instead of actually doing something different. Why do something else? Doing the work is actually hard and scary sometimes. Better to LARP and feel important than actually do something tangible and worthwhile. It’s easier to bitch about women than it is to actually go out and talk to one, so might as well do that instead.
Spoiler alert: You come to me bitching about the “wahmen?” My response is going to be: LARP HARDER. Yeah, I’m definitely going to be using that phrase a lot this upcoming year.
I’ve done a fairly decent job in muting accounts and words and phrases on Twatter. I know there is going to be a bunch of new words and phrases that I’m going to be permanently muting there in the near future. The world may indeed be going to hell, and not because of politics, but because of the LARPing, but at least I can have some peace and quiet and some peace of mind when I get on to social media.
So guys, go put on your face diapers, continue to talk about your favorite presidential candidate as if they are somebody who is actually going to save your ass, continue blaming and shaming men and women for everything that isn’t how you like it, continue to sit on your ass expecting someone, anyone else, to do the work, and continue to LARP HARDER.
I’ll be doing what I’ve always done. I’ll continue making friends where I can find them, I’ll continue chasing skirt, and I’ll continue with all of my different shows and projects.
And that’s because life goes on.