I can help you break up with your boyfriend
We’ll do it in style
Take you to a hole-in-the-wall bar
Take you back to my place
Take a selfie after we do the deed
Hit send

No need to tell him you love him no more
No need to hear him ask you what he can do to make it work
No need to hear him cry
He’ll be alone in his room
Bawling like a lil bitch
And you can block him from there

If you’re interested in my services
call 1-800-FUCCBOI
And we’ll set a date, time, and place
That’ll be $20,000